NO TOUCHING?

"The best date is with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but your heart..."

Joke lang!
Iba pa din pag medyo manyak di ba?
May trill!

SENDER: Nathalie de Jesus
6:53AM February 11, 2009

BIGGEST FANTASY

PARE 1: "Pare, what's your biggest fantsy?"
PARE 2: "To be kissed by someone under the rain. Eh ikaw pare?"
PARE 1: "To be...that someone under the rain, pare."

SENDER: George
12:38PM February 10, 2009

IDEAL GIFTS FOR VALENTINES

Blue Roses for Lovers,
White Chocolates for Crushes,
Pink Balloons for Friendships,
Most of all...
For Loveless, Red... Horse! Inuman na....

SENDER: George
12:37pm February 10, 2009

STAY WITH THEM

"If you love someone, stay with them...
stick around all the time...
coz if you don't...
you'll never know when they would adjust to the fact of not having you around...
until out of the blue you'll realized...
they have built a new world for themselves...
without you in it."

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
10:00AM February 8, 2009

Gets Mo?

"Don't try if you have the reason to believe, you came to reach a shoulder you can at the time you are, what you are & the shadow of your past today..."

Hindi mo na-gets no?
Ako din eh!

so pano?
Hello na lang...

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
1:56PM February 7, 2009

Manok

ANAK: "'Tay, may manok sa kusina tinutuka yung bigas."
TATAY: "Paalisin Mo!"
ANAK: "Hoy Manok! Alis ka daw!"
TATAY: "Tanga! Takutin mo!"
ANAK: "Manok, multo ako! AwOooooo!"
TATAY: "Bobo, hindi ganyan! Bugawin mo!"
ANAK: "bOSS, CHICKS? 50 pesos lang! Magaling tumuka!

MGA KATOTOHANAN

Hindi lahat ng kinakalabit, Gitara.
Hindi lahat ng binobosahan, Poso.
Hindi lahat ng pinapasukan, Eskwelahan.
Hindi lahat ng nilalabasan, Exit.
Hindi lahat ng isinusubo, Pagkain.
Hindi lahat ng pinipisil, Pisngi.
Hindi lahat ng pisngi nasa mukha.
Hindi lahat ng tumatayo may paa.
Pero lahat ng may ulo, tumatayo.
Hindi lahat ng binibiyak, prutas.
Pero lahat ng mani, binibiyak.
LAHAT NG BERDE ISIP, NGINGITI!

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
12:02pm January 6, 2009

SMILE :)

I love making other people smile.
But sometimes it gets too tiring that I just myself needing for someone,
Who could also make me smile...

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
11:59am Febrary 6, 2009

Little Things You Ignore

A wasted moment can make you regret so bad...
A single mistake can change your whole life...
from then,
You'll see how the little things you ignore meant everything when they're gone!

SENDER:Chicklet Garcia
11:56am February 6, 2009

PIOLO & SAM

PIOLO: "I Just need 5 things in my life...
Some Friends...
Some food...
Some work...
Some love...
and some
Milby!"

Sabi naman ni SAM:
"I just need 5 things in my life too...
Few work...
Few friends...
Few food...
Few love...
and few Lo
Few lo Pascual!"

SENDER: Nathalie De Jesus
7:55am February 6, 2009

Acknowledgement Speech

CHAVIT to MANNY: :Paki acknowledge si 1st Gentlemen, late na dumating ayun kaddaan lang...."
PACMAN: "I wud like to acknowledge the arrival of the late 1st gentleman, who just passed away...:)

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
11:29pm January 5, 2009

AGAWAN

Minsan hindi rin naman talaga ginusto ng mga taong mahal natin ang saktan tayo.
Hindi naman nila sinasadyang iwan tayo para sa bagong dumating.
Minsan kailangan din nating tanggapin na sa paniniwala nila, mas mahal nila yon.
Ganun lang naman talaga, dun sila kung saan sila masaya.
Ganun din kaya ang gagawin natin kung tayo ang nasa sitwasyon nila?
Sabi nila lahat tayo mararanasang agawin, mang-agaw at maagawan.
Panapanahon lang yan.

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
9:30pm February 5, 2009

SOMETHING TO PONDER TODAY 2

Never change your uniqueness for the sake of others...
Because in this lifetime,
No one can play your role better than you...
So be yourself & win the world...

SENDER: Alvin Hernandez
3"31pm February 5, 2009

X - / +

I miss the times....







& so the plus,

the minus,

lalo nah yung dibaydidbay...

haha!

SENDER: Noel Castro
11:08am February 5, 2009

Have a Great Life!

You deserve a day where worries don't get in the way of anything.
A day where, even if some people are insensitive or unkind,
You're not going to mind because the blessings in your life are far, far better than the burdens...
Have a great life, you deserve it!
God Bless You!

SENDER: Alvin Hernandez
10:09am February 5, 2009

Something To Ponder Today!

Quality of life doesn't mean having wealth, power, or superb intelligence.

It's a matter of how much kindness and love you give to your family and to others.

Have a pleasant day!
Godbless and Good Morning!

SENDER: Alvin Hernandez
6:34am February 5, 2009

Think Happy

Happy thoughts remove life's pressures.
They have healing powers that uplift the spirit and lead to blissful lives.
Think happy & be at peace!
Good Evening!
Take Care!

SENDER: Alvin Hernandez
7:54pm February 4, 2009

WISH PRAYER

1. Wish for something (not material)
2. Read the wish prayer
3. Share this to as many people as you can

"Wish Prayer"
Lord, I wish for something to happen that I know I'd be needing badly. It's not that I'm not thankful for the people & things that you have surrounded me. But please please let me give this thing a shot & this time I'll take care of whatever it is that I'm wishing for. PLease hear me Lord. Thank You. Amen!

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
9:27pm February 3, 2009

Papansin Kay Titser

ARREN: "Ang ganda ni teacher, ano kaya gawin ko para mapansin ako? Ahhh! ilagay ko sa mesa ang brief ko."

TEACHER: "Kaninong brief to?"

ARREN: "Akin po! (Kilig)"

TEACHER: "May Tae! Tado!"

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
7:05pm February 3, 2009

Candle In The Dark

"God's Love is a candle in the dark.
No matter how gloomy our world may be,
Just one little touch of His Love is enough to bring warmth and light."

SENDER: Anghie Ramos
7:58am February 3, 2009

SWITCH TASK

WIFE: "Honey subok naman tayo ng ibang posisyon ngayon!"

HUSBAND: "Wow! Gusto ko yun! Cge game!"

WIFE: "Kaw naman ang maglaba, magplanttsa, ako naman iinom habang nood ng TV huh?!"

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
11:10PM February 2, 2009

Oil as Hairgrower

SHERWIN: "Sabi nung barbero ko pag daw naglagay ka ng oil sa dibdib mo hahaba daw ang buhok mo sa dibdib."

ARREN: "Wag ka maniwala sa mga barbero, mambobola mga yun! E di sana naka-ponytail na puwet ko ngayon."

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
2:57PM February 2, 2009

Utot

DR: "Ano sakit mo?"
ARREN: "Utot po ako ng utot every 5 minutes, pero walang amoy."
DR: "Umutot ka ba ngayon?"
ARREN: " Opo!"
DR: "Sige! Ooperahan na kita sa ilong, para maamoy mo utot mo! Hayop Ka!"

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
2:52PM February 2, 2009

Fairy Lola?

LOLA: "Arren, tulungan mo ko! isa akong prinsesa! Ako'y isinuma! Kung ako'y iyong gagahasain, babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyan ng mapuputol ang sumpa."

Makaraan ang ilang saglit...

ARREN: " Tapos na! Bakit hindi ka pa nagpapalit ng anyo?"

LOLA: "Ilan taon ka na iho?"

ARREN: " 24 po."

LOLA: " Yan tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairytales?!"

SENDER: Chiclet Garcia
2:50PM February 2, 209

Most Beautiful Car

Lady in a car store saw a most beautiful car & bent over to touch it when unexpectedly, umutot siya!

Trying to cover up, she asked, "Mr, magkano ito?"

Salesman: "Sorry ma'am, kung nautot ka sa paghipo pa lang, baka matae ka kung marinig mo ang presyo nyan..."

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
7:51PM January 31, 2009

Sino Hari Dito?!

Bagong pasok sa preso si John...
JOHN: "Sino ba ang naghahari-harian dito, ha?! Sino?!"
BONG: "Ak bakit?!"
JOHN: "Gawin mo akong reyna!"

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
7:06PM January 31, 2009

Wrong Send

Wrong send message of the day...

"Pare, huwag mong kalimutan dalhin yung condom ha?! Love you!"
-hmmmm?!

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
7:02PM January 31, 2009

Turtle & Rabbit

In life you may feel tired of fighting for the same reason everyday,
You may feel that everyones moving so fast leaving you far behind.
You may feel that there's no point of moving on...

There's no certainty in life, it's not how fast you get there it's on how how you played the game...
put in mind that at times its better to be like a turtle who patiently moves & enjoys every step of the way rather than a rabbit who runs so fast & missing every simple single detail in life.

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
7:00PM January 31, 2009

A Child & a Pilot

A child in a farm looked up,
saw a plane fly over his head & dreamed of a faraway place.

The pilot on the plane looked down,
saw the farmhouse & dreamed of home.

In life you'll never realize the value of things unless they move away from you.
Enjoy & appreciate what & who you have today for you will not know when it will be taken away.

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
1:44PM January 30, 2009

Waking Up Smiling

I wake up today smiling as I remember I have a loving friend,
I hope many years from now I would still wake up smiling for the same good person that I have you!

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
6:39AM January 30, 2009

BOOGER

Girl nangungulangot sa jeep...

...inasar ng matandang pasahero.

LOLA: Ano'ng kinukuha mo ineng?
GIRL: Nursing po!
LOLA: Ah...akala ko kulangot!

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
11:06PM January 29, 2009

Bored Ka Ba?

Kapag bored ka na...
At wala ka nang mahanap na pwedeng gawin...
magbukas ka ng zipper...
ilagay mo ang kamay mo sa loob at ilabas mo...
ang libro sa bag mo!
Magbasa ka!

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
8:01PM January 29, 2009

Searching for Happiness

Never search happiness in others, it will just make you feel alone.
Rather, search it in yourself, it will make you feel happy even if you are left alone.

SENDER: JM Maniego
10:13AM January 27, 2009

Most Hurtful Words from Dad

The most hurtful words that your dad can tell you:

"Kung alam ko lang na magiging pasaway ka,
di sana'y pinahid na lang kita sa kumot!"

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
2:29 PM January 26, 2009

Worth

"It will always be worth it to be with someone who knows your worth."

SENDER: JM Maniego
8:29PM January 25, 2009

RICH & POOR KIDS

Two Kids Talking:

RICH KID: "Sometimes, if you work hard enough, you can get what you want. But most times, what you want and what you get are two different things. Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul. Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole."

POOR KID: "Pakyu! Ang damot mo! Pahiram lang ng PSP, eh! Dami mo pa sinasabi!!! Leche!"

SENDER: Nathalie De Jesus
10:41 Am January 25, 2009

Typical Pinoy Ref

Ang typical na laman ng pinoy ref:
a. Ketchup na galing sa Jollibee, Pizza Hut, McDo o Greenwich.
b. 1.5 Coke bottle na tubig ang laman.
c. Bulok na calamansi o kamatis.
d. Tirang kanin.
e. Tinola o sinigang na gelatin na ang sabaw.
f. Peanut butter, chiz wiz o mayonnaise na puwetan na lang ang may laman.
g. Cough syrup, Tempra o vitamins para sa baby.
h. Cake sa box kasama tinidor o kutsilyo.
i. Keso sa foil na brown na ang edges.

Kung meron ka no'n, pinoy ka nga!

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
7:10am January 24, 2009

Waiting Shed

11:30 PM at the Waiting Shed.

LALAKI: "Miss, wag ka kikilos ng masama.."
MISS: "Ba... ba...bakit po?"
LALAKI: "Bad yun!"

OO nga naman!!!

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
7:29pm January 23, 2009

VINE TEA

Do you know what VINE TEA is?

VINE TEA actually is soak-lee, when your money is peep tea.
Then you load tar tea, your soak-lee is VINE TEA!

SENDER: Nathalie De Jesus
7:44am January 23, 2009

A Simple Lesson from A Cartoon Show

SQUIDWARD:
"Why do it TODAY, if you have tomorrow?!"

MR. KRABS:
"You do it today coz TODAY is yesterday's tomorrow!"

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
10:34pm January 22, 2009

Makabagong Kasabihan

Makabagong Kasabihan: BEAUTY EDITION
Para sa magaganda...
"Aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang Papa!"

Para sa mga Retokada...
"Kung gusto mo'ng maglandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi!"

Para sa mga feeling maganda...
"Talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha mo 'day!"

Para sa mga walang ganda...
"Mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka-chaka pa rin!"

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
10:15pm January 22, 2009

Happy Endings

Thou my days have been hell at times, i still reserve a reason to smile.
Thou destiny seemed to test my strength with all those shit, I still managed to keep my faith,
Coz I know that after every fucking tear that fall from my eyes,
comes a new spark of hapiness that is even greater than every suckin pain I felt.
Damn! I still believe in Happy Endings...

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
10:09pm January 22, 2009

BEING WRONG

People are trying to correct their lives.
Trying to fit everything right.
Trying not to be wrong again.
But we must remember...
that being wrong sometimes make us a better person.

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
10:07pm January 22, 2009

3 Things I Need

There are only 3 things I need:

LOVE, to make me weak!
ALCOHOL, to make me strong!
&
FRIENDS, to pick me up when love & alcohol make me hit the floor.

SENDER: CHICKLET GARCIA
10:07pm January 22, 2009

Roller Coaster

This is Fun!
PSYCH TEST:

Imagine yourself on a long and exciting rollercoaster with super ups and downs and suicide turns...
You are about to reach the finale of the ride going up 100 feet and splashing onto a pool of water.
What are the EXACT words that you'll shout?

MY ANSWER:
Anak ng &#@!*&&! Ayan Naaahhhh!

MEANING:
In JUngian legends, water is a sysbol of life, the words that you utter or shout are the exact words that you will say during SEXUAL CLIMAX.

Bwahahaha!

SENDER: Nathalie De Jesus
1:23pm January 6, 2009

20 STOREY BUILDING

BRAIN TWISTER:

Papasok ka sa 20-storey building... Bawat floor may guard at sa bawat guard magbabayad ka ng kalahati ng dala mong pera at susuklian ka ng piso...

QUESTION:
Magkano ang minimum na pera mo na dadalhin mo para makadating ka sa tuktok ng building na may 2 pesos ka pa?

MY ANSWER:
PhP 2.00

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
8:00pm January 21, 2009

EI BHIE!

Ei Bhie...

C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Hahaha!

Want to???

3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Hahaha!

Ok ba? Hay...

Kubo, kahit munti...
ang halaman doon, ay sari-sari...
Hahaha!

Bye!

Yang Magiliw, perlas ng Silanganan.
Alab ng puso sa dibdin mo'y buhay...
Hahaha!

Are you havin' fun?

natang makabayan, iniibig ko ang Pilipinas...
Hahaha!

Ok lang ba?

loooot! Penooooy! Balot!

SENDER: Chicklet Garcia
8:55pm January 20, 2009

Laugh, Live, Fight

Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you...

Live life so well that even death loves to see you live...

and fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat...

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
9:06pm January 20, 2009

Nothing Stars Easy

Nothing starts easy.

Everything begins at some level of difficulty.

But one thing beautiful about life is the fact that what is most difficult is also the most rewarding and the most satisfying.

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
9:12pm January 19, 2009

SMILE

Smile....
You don't own all the problems in the world...

Some of them are mine...
:)

SENDER: Honey Tumulak-Acibar
5:21pm January 17, 2009

If I Could Live 5 Times

"I wish I could live five times over... Then I'd born in five different places, and I'd stuff myself with different food from around the world... I'd live five different lives with five different occupations... and then, for those five times...I'd fall in love with the same person."
-Orihime of Bleach

SENDER: Yna